a funny story

i think some people heard this, i'm sorry if it's a little disturbing it has to talk about your bottom,i don't know is it's against the rule.this story is kinda old

there was 3 tourist,then one guy with a gun came and he said stick 10 fruit's in your bottom,if u laugh u die. the first guy went and picked cherries and on the third one he laughed. the second guy picked apple he did 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then he laughed. in heaven #1 guy said "why did u laugh, u were doing so good?" #2 guy said i saw the third guy picking watermelon!

get it?

D-Wade wrote:

Yeah I heard it before but I heard it this way:
There was once three explorers and they headed into a forest. As they were exploring they found a cannibal king and he said "You have to do something for me so I won't eat and kill you" The three explorers happily accepted it, so the cannibal king said "You have to go into the forest, pick 10 fruits." The first guy went into the forest and when he came back with 10 apples, the king said "Stick those ten fruits up your butts and if you make a sound my men and I will eat you" He had 3 apples up his butt and then he screamed so the cannibals ate him. The second guy came back with 10 berries and the cannibal king said the same thing. So the second guy was like this is going to be easy, he got 9 up his butt but then he started cracking up so the cannibals ate him. In heaven the first explorer and the second explorer met up and the first explorer said "Why did you laugh you could've lived to tell the tale" and the second explorer replied" I know but when I looked up at the third guy, I saw he was carrying pineapples.

wow that's pretty funny!

ha ha wow what a story well done:lol:

Lol, that's cause your a robot, right?
The joke's ok, but I'm not laughing.
And I'm usually pretty easily amused..

Misc wrote:

Lol, that's cause your a robot, right?
The joke's ok, but I'm not laughing.
And I'm usually pretty easily amused..

it's okay i loved it when i was in elmentry, i think it's beacause it a story for kids